Rock on! First blog. This may take a while to get the hang of so give some credit where due. My sister is a weirdo. By the way her blog is TheyCallMeKelly.blogspot.com she beat me into posting that for her. But I liked it. Can't keep it in my pants so I keep it in the family. Ya I have a penis. The one I dream I have. Penis envy. Ah the joys of pissing while standing. Tried it once. Didn't end well. My shoes hated me. Same with the jeans. They had a "dumb woman, trying to piss while standing" bash. I deserved it. The jeans...pity. Think I gave em to the thrift store. Damn. I think I bought em back. Shit. I'm going to bed... Sweet dreams... of pissing...in the kitchen sink...STANDING.
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