Left Field...

So I figured that if I'm gonna have this damn thing, maybe a post after 2 months might be a good idea!
So I moved out the house in Dallas. About time! Went back to work then had to leave because I had surgery! So I now have 2 more weeks off of work.
I colored my hair, yet again. It's this really nice deep purple. Kept it short of course! Here's a photo:











Okay maybe not the best one I could find but better than nothing!
Got my cat Lacey fixed. What a pain in the ass!
I'm learning how to fire dance...and probably wouldn't if I hadn't started dating a fire dancer! That's right. I'm dating again...what a pain in the ass! Lol.
Heres a picture of him with his fire staff...

Sweet...


















What else? Hmm...
Not much else I guess... And if there is I'm drawing a blank.
So ta ta for now!

Fine... an update.

Here are some damn pictures.
The second one is funny.
I'm not feeling to comical today though.
I'm feeling rather miserable.
That is all.

Really Broke

End of the month here. Finally, although I doubt I will feel much better then as opposed to how I'm feeling now.
Took Ramone back to the shelter today. Did some crying.
Realized that no matter what I do I still love my ex. I'm really broken. I want to hate him when I know he's out having sex with someone. I wish it was me he was holding and I hate it. Just.....hate this whole thing. Did some more crying.
My house is on the market and I still don't know where I'm going to be moving to when it sells. Finding a place to rent isn't easy. Did some thinking then cried more.
Realized I was thinking about my ex and how it felt to have him hold me when I cried. Cried even harder.
So the story here is I hate tear ducts. When they figure out how to remove them, I'm going to do it. Cuz this never ending supply of tears is bull shit.

Broke

Ok well the camera isn't broke the batteries are just dead and I'm too lazy to change them. Which is almost sad cuz there is a picture I took that was really cute and I had a funny caption for it!
Had a good week at work. It was busy! Now I have 3 days off. Too bad i didn't have today off though. The weather was amazing! 23 degrees! Awesome! What was I doing? Coloring hair. Indoors. Pissed about that.
It seems I am going to the fair tonight. Staying over at a friends house and waxing her legs...and other places! Might have a beer or two. Probably do a lot of smoking.
Anyhow.
Who decided to eat whatever came out of a chicken? Did they know it would be an egg?

Today...

Dinner! (its a damn baked potato)



Foster cat "Ramone"



Ramone trying to eat my dinner!



So exiting.

Hey Chris! I'm doing well how are you? The Ichiban was actually good. I'll keep that tip in mind for next time! Tell me, how do I comment on your site? I tried and it wouldn't let me. By the way, how old are you?

Here are the crazy results Kelly

Disorder
Rating:

Paranoid:
Low

Schizoid:
Low

Schizotypal:
Moderate

Antisocial:
Low

Borderline:
Moderate

Histrionic:
Moderate

Narcissistic:
Low

Avoidant:
Low

Dependent:
High

Obsessive-Compulsive:
Low

Liquid

Yes yes....this is Kellys sister.

Hi Chris. Nice to meet you! Think I met you a while back but I can't remember! Musta been really drunk! Thanks for your comment. I will keep my head up for sure!

Dinner for the single woman. Mmmmmm. So healthy!

Shaved my tarantula hairy legs! Woooo pretty!

My friend Andrew should never drink 151 again... and this is why!

So I didn't loose my job thanks god. My boss called the other day and asked me to come back on wednesday. Fine by me!

I'm feeling better now too. Yay!

SINGLE

K heres the story all in one.
Riley and I broke up on our 2 year anniversary. Woo hoo.
I have to sell my house. Fucking eh.
Probably lost my job due to illness and a cunt for a boss. Sweet.
What else is new? Thats the exiting stuff. sorry. Got nothing else for now.

Woot

So this week I only work 3 days. Friday is a holiday! Rather exited about that. Then on Saturday it's Riley and I's 2 year anniversary. He's making me dinner. Yay!
The kittens went back yesterday. That makes me sad because I fell in love with them. Everyone knew I would.
Had a good weekend. Visited with some friends Saturday night then went to visit at the sisters place and played Rock Band Sunday night. So much fun! Love it. Did nothing on St.Patricks day. Some friends invited me out but I didn't know it. They called my phone, which was dead, and left a message. Didn't get it till the next morning. Oh well.
My friend Lee got a mouse and it had babies! Don't be too thrilled about it though. She is feeding them to a snake. I thought it was cruel too at first, but think about it. What do they eat in the wild? Thats right, live mice!

Here are the damn photos

Ok. Finally got this piece crap comp to load my pics. This one above here is my boyfriend Riley. Not the best picture, but its the only one I have so far. Well...I have one of his ass, but we can skip it.

These are 2 friends of mine that live in the same park as me. The girl is Amber, and the dude is Andrew. We are all drunk the day I took this photo. Bacardi 151. Holy bombed!!!

And these is all the kitties I have in my house right now. The 3 black ones on my pillow aren't actually mine. I'm fostering them for the S.P.C.A. I re-named them Shorty, Sweet-pea, and Sylvester. Sorry kid.

This was taken in Australia. (did I spell that wrong?) On a golf course. Rileys mom went there for vacation. Lucky woman. Can you see the joey in the pouch?

Stupid Internet

Trying to upload a picture.
Fucking thing won't let me.
Bah.
Hi Kelly.
I suck at updating this.

Alive still

At home today on my last day off. Spending it cleaning. Needs to be done though.
Have nothing much to say. Feeling a bit lonely. I have no life.
Hehehehe. If I don't laugh I will kill myself.
Bah.

Shit

I had a post all ready to go then I hit something on the keyboard and it vanished. Fuck it. I'm not about to type it all out again.
I work today.
I don't have time for this shit.
I'll rage tomorrow.

Kittens

Got new charges from the shelter. They are sick and one needs medication. But he will be alright. One boy and 2 girls. They are so cute and fluffy!

Had an Ok 3 days off. Had a few beer with good friends on Saturday night. Went looking around on Sunday. Got the new kittens on monday. Spent the night at my sisters place then came home and rested and cleaned house. All in all it was not too shabby. Today I work, and after I have a tanning appointment.

I think my life is boring.

Willy Wonka Tribute

c&h

Wow. I just can't help but love this comic. My sister introduced it to me a while ago. It's called Cyanide and Happiness. Fucking awesome.

Working again today. Woot.

I have nothing to say today. Maybe tomorrow.

Oh right. Riley and I have our 2 year anniversary next month. March 22nd. Month from today exactly. Sweet.... Hope I get flowers.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Healthier/Cute

Well instead of perogies for breakfast, I'm having oranges and toast. My sister would be proud. I colored my hair yesterday at work. It's now a medium brown with a purple hue. I rather like it more than I thought I would. (My cat is staring at me...) So who else saw the lunar eclipse last night? It was gorgeous. Made the moon actually look like a big ass rock floating in the space out there around us. (Yes I'm amused by strange things.)
Cute thing happened last night. I went to bed early. Riley came in a bit later. When he got into the bed, he pulled my body-pillow out from under my arm and leg, then pulled me close to spoon me.... (awwwwww.... ya I know.) He wrapped his arms around me and wispered that he loved me "very much" into my ear. Its has been months since he has done that. MONTHS! My heart melted for him all over again.
However, I am still not liking being awake. Fell asleep on the bus again yesterday on the way to work. Probably will do the same thing again today.

*Evil something-or-another...*

Hey alls. Call me sloppy. If this blog was an assignment on punctuality, I'd have failed horribly by now...So how is everyone anyhow? Kelly? You still alive in life?
Got a new computer. Much faster than the old one. Woot.
I decided I have been drinking way too much. So I also decided that I'm going to avoid it from now on. I'm too young to have a drinking problem...right?
Work is still work and I still love it. The getting up before noon part is still a bother, but thats life.
The lunar eclipse is tonight. I asked Riley if he wanted to watch it with me. It starts at 7:30. Who knows, we might be asleep by then.
My breakfast is ready. Healthy meal of potato cheddar perogies and sour cream.

Haiku...ish

So tired.
Want more sleep,
But I have to work.
Haven't writtten a poem in a while.
So here it is:
Fuck all morning people.
Rot and die.

Interesting

See what I mean? Took me a while didn't it?
Had quite an interesting shock when I got on the computer today. You know the address bar on the internet explorer? I guess my boyfriend was looking at pornography with my sister and friend while I was in the bedroom trying to sleep. I'm not an idiot, I know what "Lesbians In Training" indicates. Can't say that his watching it botheres me, it's the fact that it was watched without me and watched with other people. Nothing I can do about it now though so I'm just going to pretend it never bothered me in the first place.
Had a long drunk weekend. It was quite fun too. Big thanks goes out to the friends who were generous enough to provide liquor and understanding. You rock!
I have been invited to a wedding. Going with my good friend Walter, but as just a friend. It's his sisters wedding. Tuesday we are all going to Kelowna to pick up her wedding dress. Have to be up and ready by 8 am. Not too exited for that shit.
Cut my knuckle while cutting a friends hair. Hurt like fucking gone wrong.

I just ate a donut for breakfast.

About time!

HEY! I know I have been gone for like.... ever! Oh well. Work and life will do that to a person. I'm just downloading some tunes onto my computer... which moments ago I spilled a whole cup of coffee on. I rock.
Exiting news, my long time buddy is back from vancouver for a while. I am really exited to see her. Almost like withdrawals...hahaha. Anyhow. Her and the boyfriend were having issues so I think she made a good choise to put some space between them for a while. Could be what she needs to sort out things. I'm behind her all the way.
My good friend Walter (who re-enacted UFC he other night and won!) has asked me to be his escort to his sisters wedding. I agreed to go. I love weddings! It appears that his parents refuse to attend the wedding because they don't like the guy she's marrying. So Walter is walking her down the aisle. Very nice of him.
Well thats all for today. I'll do my best to write sooner this time.

Hammie

Who's the most cutest hamster?

Skim

Sitting here drinking coffee. Had to put skim milk in it because the boyfriend won't buy the awesome homo milk that I love. I must say that skim milk doesnt have a great affect on the coffee. Kinda just dilutes the color of it a little. So FYI to anyone who drinks coffee with milk in it, skip the skim.


So I'm coloring my hair today. Hope it iturns out. Bleached out the last color I had in it and its gone this funky pastel pink and neon yellow. It's quite the hair-do. Meh.


Have the day off work today so I'm just going to color the hair and clean up the house. Nothing too exiting. Called my sister. Forgot she deeked off to Clearwater. Bitcho mucho.

I Are Big Cat.

Babble

Don't get me wrong, I like the word vagina too. However, my sister just seems so pleased that they would print it in the newspaper... a lot. It put a smile on my face too.
Waking up to go to work hasn't impressed me so far today. There was no cream for my coffee. Thats a big problem for me. Guess I'll just have to get some today.
Theres this woman who brings fresh free range eggs to our work and sells them. I bought a dozen, and damn they are good. Fuck the store bought eggs.
I really want a smoke. Badly.
That and some more sleep.
Speaking of that, the other night I went to sleep and my boyfriend was reading his book beside me in bed. Apparently when he was ready to go to sleep, I was taking up most of the bed. He seems to have asked me to move, a few times, and got no response. So he shoved me over. I did not wake up! I do not remember any of it. Sleep rocks. One time when he was sleeping, I was reading a book and I heard him fart, he sat up and asked me if I had said something. HAHAHA.
Anyone want to go to work for me today?
I'm thinking I might go on the Depo shot. This whole period thing sucks fat mans ass.
My boyfriend is thinking about going back to school for something. Don't know what though. I didn't ask and he didn't tell me yet. As long as we get out of debt first then he can fly at it.
Pad rent is due today. There goes 280 dollars that wasn't worth spending on the piece of shit pad we have our house on.
I think thats it for today.

Sister

I love my sister.

A.M

I fucking Hate mornings.


I also hate people who like mornings and who are all cheery and sweet when they wake up.


Hate putting my warm feet on the cold fucking floor.


Hate taking off those damn warm blankets.


Hate knowing it is going to be another 14 hours before I get to sleep again.


REALLY hate knowing its going to happen all the fuck over again tomorrow a.m.

Make it stop...

Hahaha

Lez Cat

My boyfriendhas informed me that its way too obvious that I love cats. Well... ya. I own 2 and foster as many as possible. If I had my own house, it would be full of kitty love. Speaking of which, my cat Geva is in heat and is trying to get our foster cat Sasha to hump her. Hehe, Lez kitty. What can I say, cats humour me. Better than a human. Muahahahaha.

That was my best evil laugh ok!

If I was a cat...

This would be me.

Kitty Picture Time!

OSCAR

Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meier Weiner...
Just to know what its was like.

BBB

So we finally got fed up with the company that built the house we bought last March. Contacted the Better Business Bureau. (BBB) Hopefully we should have a response within 5-6 weeks or sooner. Fucking companies that have thumbs up their asses.
Today is my day off. Not doing too much.
Have a new foster cat. She is adorable. Her name is Sasha.
The bf didn't go to work again today. His boss called it off again, it's too cold out to work.
Might have a friend over later...

Coppy cat

My sister made one of these so I'm stealing the idea.

10 things about me at random:

1. I visit the electric beach

2. The is a tumor on a bone in my foot. Only reason it was found was because I got into a car accident and it was x-rayed.

3. I suck hard core at math. Ok anything that involves too much thinking.

4. I have 10 toes.

5. 4 piercings of mine are not in my ears.

6. I agree with my sister that this isn't as easy as it should be.

7. Sleep is my best friend...

8. I would rather have pets than kids.

9. My sister knows way too many useless pieces of information, although she would argue the fact that they are actually usefull.

10. For the lack of anything else to say, when I was little, it appears I ate some dog poop. Then proceeded to vomit all over my parents car. (eww...)

Bucket and soda crackers

...*throwing up noises*...

Have to work today.
Hate working Fridays.
Don't even have Saturday off.
Bummer.
I have my bucket and soda crackers though.
Flu's best friend.

...*more throwing up noises*...
.....crunching of crackers.....

Internet Insanity

Look at my crazy kitties! (Pics courtesy of my sister Kelly) I just read about Heath Ledger. One: it seems I am very behind on current news. Two: its insane how most of the information you get these days you find on the internet. Boggles my itty brain. hehe. Got to forgive me I'm rather overtired today. Work again... but what can you do. Drink coffee and kill those in your way of it.

Kit Kat

Well I'm posting. Have been busy with work and all. I quit at Timmys. Have a better opportunity (with shit for spelling) at the salon. My boss is going to purchase for me all the esthetics things I need to work with so I can work there 5 days a week. I mean... you just need a break sometimes and working 6 days a week wouldn't be that break. In other news... I'm better from my illness. I had an infection of my nasal passageways. (gross really) Now the boyfriend is sick with the flu. I will be very mad if I catch it. Also my foster kitten is doing well. However I take him back on monday. *cry* I'm a big wuss.

UUUHG!

So. Went to work yesterday, and then I had to leave 2 hours later. I am so sick. Good thing I made a doctors appointment. Hopefully they will know what my problem is. I had to miss work today as well. Pisses me off really. I start my apprenticing tomorrow and I swear that if Im still this sick, I'll shave someones head just to make myself feel better for that one monent.

Sunday...

Great weekend. Had awsome fun... it's not quiet, I meant the keyboard. HAHAHHAHAHA

My sister is a moron.

ANYWHO, hope to post soon. I'm going to sleep.

This kitty is my idol...

Kitten Fajita!

I R

Are you going to argue with him?

Funny Kitty

DE ALIENS R COMMING

AKT NORML!

Leg Trauma

Ok so thats a slight dramatization. My legs just reall hurt at the moment. Finished up my first day of work at Timmys. It was fun and fast paced, but the lack of proper work shoes did a number on my feet and legs. So hopefully I will have recieved the right shoes by monday. I work again from 9-5, then again tuesday 9-5. And then wednesday its 9-5 at the salon...

So this is my last whole weekend off that I will have. Working monday to saturday is going to blow. Hard. I know it will be worth it in the end, so Im going to work like hell at doing my best and keeping positive.

But I'll be very tired.

DEAD TIRED

Wow

I just read my lovely sisters blog. I know you read mine Kelly. I just want to say that I am blown away. You talk about things that are relevant to life, and have a very interesting yet practical view on it. Some people would just mention them and leave no explanation of why it matters. (Me for example... and you know it) So good for you little sister. I'm proud of you, and proud to call you sister.

ROCK THE FUCK ON!!!

HEY HEY! So... that interview I went to... I GOT THE JOB!!! I am going to be apprenticing for hairdressing! You have no idea how exiting this is! I got hired on at Tim Hortons as well... So I will be keeping that on a strictly part time basis. 2 days a week. This will mean that I am going to be working 6 days a week. OMG. I hope I find the energy somewhere for this. It will be good though, cuz it should help get me and Riley (the boyfriend) out of debt faster. (Maxed credit cards *oopsies face* and paying off the house) Plus this is a huge opportunity for advancing my career. I have taken the Esthetics course and wanted to do hair as well. So now all thats left for me to do is take body piercing! So thrilled with all this. So I start at Timmys today at 9 am. Start at the salon Wednesday at 9 am. Wish me luck all.

Ass fucking liquor store...

So... Been a few days... Sorry about that. Got a new cat. I'm a foster parent for the Kamloops S.P.C.A. Have a little boy... 8 weeks. He is sick. *sad face* I will be looking after him until he is better. So anyhow. About the tiltle. Some ass hole employee... at the " Specialty Liquor Store" wouldn't sell me booze cuz my sister didnt have ID. What a Prick. Anyway. I had to take my other foster cat back the other day. I cried. A lot. Well that really be all. Other than that I had a few interviews this week. Hope I found a job...

Guess who's back? Back again...

STOP! Pajama time! So today wasn't to eventful. Looked for some work. Went for a tan which I always enjoy. You should try it sometime. Fell asleep on the bus... almost missed my stop! Wouldn't have been funny. Well, to me at least. Went and got some yarn. I'm making my boyfriend a blanket. So to add insult to injury, he off and goes swimming without me. Mind you he "says" he wanted me to come but his friend "said" he just wanted a boys night. Hahaha. Sounds like a sausage fest to me. Ah hell I'm just pissed because he never seems to want to do anything with me anymore. And as soon as he feel like doing something that involves leaving the house, well guess who ends up left out? Bah! I"m always asking him to come do things with me and try to make him feel like he is wanted around. All I want is the same back. We have been together for almost 2 years. Maybe thats the problem. Hehe...*groan*. Shoulda been a lesbian! *Evil laughing*

Gotta admit tho...that is HOT!

Boobs

First Blog!!! *evil laugh*

Rock on! First blog. This may take a while to get the hang of so give some credit where due. My sister is a weirdo. By the way her blog is TheyCallMeKelly.blogspot.com she beat me into posting that for her. But I liked it. Can't keep it in my pants so I keep it in the family. Ya I have a penis. The one I dream I have. Penis envy. Ah the joys of pissing while standing. Tried it once. Didn't end well. My shoes hated me. Same with the jeans. They had a "dumb woman, trying to piss while standing" bash. I deserved it. The jeans...pity. Think I gave em to the thrift store. Damn. I think I bought em back. Shit. I'm going to bed... Sweet dreams... of pissing...in the kitchen sink...STANDING.